Kate Carson-Groner

Performer | Writer | Artist

#26 FedEx/Kinko's WTF

I go to FedEx Kinko's

To make some photo prints.

I shouldn't ever go there

Due to incompetence.

A graveyard of machinery

In plastic blue and gray

Malfunctioning equipment

Why would a person stay?

The sign upon the printer says

To ask an employee

But despite many wand'rings

Not one worker do I see.

Finally I spot her

Her shirt purple and black

And ask her what the deal is

When will functionality come back?

"It's just not going to happen"

She says in tone resigned.

"Just go to CVS."

I do, a photo print to find.