#13 Lucky

Someone new moved in upstairs

Who seems completely unawares

Of how we can hear every single stupid sound he makes.

Today in the early early  morny

He and his boyfriend were quite horny

And now I know every single moan when each one gives and takes.

Now as they stomp and clomp and squeak

I find I feel like quite the freak

Plotting murder and dumping their body parts in lakes